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« on: July 30, 2009, 12:09:24 AM »
 cold The designers must be too stoned to come up with anything else...

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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 07:33:34 AM »
Yes ... but making a roast duck out of jade seems perfectly rational, right Polly???
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 04:22:21 PM »
I presume you mean the soya sauced duck?

Well a soya sauced duck is at least mouthwatering but what does a dead dog do?

Unless of course you are into a morbid, bone chilling kind of aesthetic.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2009, 12:25:35 AM »
I guess about the same as a priceless piece of Jade carved into a cabbage.

You don't wonder if the west views you with the same or similar eyes?

Chinese would put diamonds on a turd and other Chinese would buy them.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2009, 12:29:35 PM »
A jade is carved into a cabbage becausea jade cabbage is ideal based on its colour distribution.

Along your line of thinking, why should Micheal Angelo even bother?  Are naked men even worthy of the painstaking efforts?
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 08:27:22 AM »
Yeah right ...

Chinese get the hots for cabbage like westerners get the hots for the statue of David.

Do you ever read your own posts Polly?

Your masters sculpt FOOD ... the equivalent of those wax things outside of a sushi shop.
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